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A lot of people ask me.. stupid fu*kin questions A lot of people think that.. what I say on records Or what I talk about ...
A lot of people ask me.. stupid fu*kin questions
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
Or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
Or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
Im actually gonna do it
Or that I believe in it
Well, sh*t.. if you believe that
Then Ill kill you
You know why?
Cuz Im a
Criminal
Criminal
You God damn right
Im a criminal
Yeah, Im a criminal
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
Thatll stab you in the head
Whether youre a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? the answers yes
Homophobic? nah, youre just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh!)
Thats my motherfu*kin balls, youd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, youll never get hold of em
Hey, its me, versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the mail
Get it? checkin the male?
How many records you expectin to sell
After your second lp sends you directly to jail?
Cmon!-- relax guy, I like gay men
Right, ken? give me an amen (aaa-men!)
Please lord, this boy needs jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You cant reach me, my mom cant neither
You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch tv, and comcast cable
And you aint able to stop these thoughts
You cant stop me from toppin these charts
And you cant stop me from droppin each march
With a brand new cd for these fu*kin retards
Duhhh, and to think, its just little ol me
Mr. dont give a fu*k, still wont leave
Chorus
Im a criminal
Cuz every time I write a rhyme, these people think its a crime
To tell em whats on my mind - I guess Im a criminal
But I dont gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird
And keep goin, I dont take sh*t from no one
My mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Dont dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
Im a criminal - an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fu*k you sposed to grow up when you werent raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My di*k shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink malt liquor to fu*k you up quicker
Than youd wanna fu*k me up for sayin the word ...
My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
Sex in his oval office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now dont ignore me, you wont avoid me
You cant miss me, Im white, blonde-haired
And my nose is pointy
Im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
In plane crashes and laughs
As long as it aint happened to him
Slim shady, Im as crazy as em
-inem and kim combined - *kch* the maniacs in
Replacin the doctor cause dre couldnt make it today
Hes a little under the weather, so Im takin his place
(mm-mm-mmm!) oh, thats dre with an ak to his face
Dont make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you dre, you shouldve kept that thang put away
I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
Im a criminal
Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfu*ker
Get the motherfu*kin money and get the fu*k up outta there
[em] aight
Ill be right here waitin on you
aight
Yo em
what? !
Dont kill nobody this time
awwright... God damn, fu*k...
how you doin?
hi, how can I help you?
yeah I need to make a withdrawl
okay
put the fu*kin money in the bag bi*ch
And I wont kill you!
what? oh my god, dont kill me
Im not gonna kill you bi*ch, quit lookin around...
dont kill me, please dont kill me...
I said Im not gonna fu*kin kill you
Hurry the fu*k up! {*boom*} thank you!
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So Ill be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
Ill hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die, bi*ches, bast*rds, brats, pets
This puppys lucky I didnt blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fu*k, Id shave my nuts
Tuck my di*k inbetween my legs and cluck
You motherfu*kin chickens aint brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so this tape is shut
sh*t, half the sh*t I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white nak*d ass
And if its not a rapper that I make it as
Ima be a fu*kin rapist in a jason mask
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raw song Lyrix A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death.. Hell yeah I'm afraid of death I don't want to die yet A ...
raw song Lyrix
A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..
Hell yeah I'm afraid of death
I don't want to die yet
A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil..
that I do all types of.. retarded sh*t
Look, I can't change the way I think
And I can't change the way I am
But if I offended you? Good
Cause I still don't give a fu*k
I'm zonin off of one joint, stoppin a limo
Hopped in the window, shoppin a demo at gunpoint
A lyricist without a clue, what year is this?
fu*k a needle, here's a sword, bodypierce with this
Livin amuk, never givin a fu*k
Gimme the keys I'm drunk, and I've never driven a truck
But I smoke dope in a cab
I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab
Come back the next week and re-open your scab (YEAH!)
A killer instinct runs in the blood
Emptyin full clips and buryin guns in the mud
I've calmed down now -- I was heavy once into drugs
I could walk around straight for two months with a buzz
My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein operated on
I'm ducked the fu*k down while I'm writin this rhyme
Cause I'm probably gonna get struck with lightnin this time
[Chorus:]
For all the weed that I've smoked - yo this blunt's for you
To all the people I've offended - yeah fu*k you too!
To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past
But the rest of you assh*les can KISS MY ASS
For all the drugs that I've done - yo I'm still gon' do
To all the people I've offended - yeah fu*k you too!
For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past
But I still don't give a fu*k, y'all can KISS MY ASS
[Eminem]
I walked into a gunfight with a knife to kill you
And cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue
I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles
I wanna crush your skull til your brains leaks out of your veins
And bust open like broken water mains
So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb
Cause I'm crushin the whole world in my palm
Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm
So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb
Buy your mom a shirt with a Slim Shady iron-on
And the pants to match ("Here momma try em on")
I get imaginative with a mouth full of adjectives,
a brain full of adverbs, and a box full of laxatives
(sh*ttin on rappers) Causin hospital accidents
God help me before I commit some irresponsible acts again
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
I wanted an album so rugged nobody could touch it
Spend a million a track and went over my budget (Ohh sh*t!)
Now how in the fu*k am I supposed to get out of debt?
I can't rap anymore - I just murdered the alphabet
Drug sickness got me doin some bugged twitches
I'm withdrawn from crack so bad my blood itches
I don't rap to get the women - fu*k bi*ches
Give me a fat sl*t that cooks and does dishes
Never ran with a click - I'm a posse
Kamikaze, strappin a motherfu*kin bomb across me
From the second I was born, my momma lost me
I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy
I don't know why the fu*k I'm here in the first place
My worst day on this earth was my first birthday
Retarded? What did that nurse say? Brain damage?
fu*k, I was born during the earthquake
[Chorus]
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Slideshow for Eminem's 'No Apologies' track to be featured on Re-Up CD. Enjoy! ... eminem re up no apologies rap shady ...
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I'm a soldier, i'm a soldier, i'm a soldier, i'm a soldier... Yo', never was a thug, just infatuated with guns, never was ...
I'm a soldier, i'm a soldier, i'm a soldier, i'm a soldier...
Yo', never was a thug, just infatuated with guns, never was a gangsta, 'til I graduated to one,
and got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin', took the image of a thug, kept sh*t
appealin', willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death, never live to
regret what I said, when you're me, people just want to see, if it's true, if it's you, what you
say in your rap's, what you do, so they feel, as part of your obligation to fulfill, when they
see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real, in confrontation ain't no conversation,
if you feel you're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed, if you feel it, kill it, if
you conceal it, reveal it, being reasonable will leave you full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it,
till it's empty, tempt me, push me, pussies, I need a good reason to give this trigger a good
squeeze...
Chorus
I'm a soldier, these shoulder's hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up,
i'm a soldier, even if my collar bone's crush or crumble, I will never slip or stumble, i'm a
soldier, these shoulder's hold up so much, they won't budge, i'll never fall or fold up, i'm a
soldier, even if my collar bone's crush or crumble, I will never stumble...
I love pissin' you off, it get's me off, like my lawyer's, when the fu*kin' judge let's me off,
all you motherfu*kers gotta do is set me off, i'll violate and all the motherfu*kin' bet's be
off, i'm a lit fuse, anything I do brings in news, pistol whippin' motherfu*kin' bouncers,
six-two, who needs bullets, soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets, an excellent method to get rid
of the next bully, it's actually better cause instead you murderin', you can hurt em' and come
back again and kick dirt at 'em, it's like pourin' salt in the wounds, assault and get sued, you
can smell the lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room, everybody halts and stops, calls the cops,
all you see is bi*ches comin' out their halter tops, runnin' and duckin' out the Hot Rocks
parking lot, you'll all get shot whether its your fault or not, cause...
Chorus
I spit it slow so these kids know that i'm talkin' to 'em, give it back to these damn critics
and sock it to em, i'm like a thug, with a little bit of Pac influence, I spew it, and look how
I got you bi*ches rockin' to it, you motherfu*kers could never do it like I could do it, don't
even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it, don't ever in your life, try to knock the
truest, I spit the illest sh*t, ever been dropped to two inch, so ticky-tock listen as the sound
ticks on the clock, listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a c*ck, listen to the sound of me
spillin' my heart through this pen, motherfu*kers know that i'll never be Marshall again, full
of controversy until I retire my jersey, 'til the fire inside dies and expires at thirty, and
Lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me, and put a curse on authorities in
the face of adversity, i'm a...
Chorus
Yo' left, yo' left, yo' left, right, left, yo' left, yo' left, yo' left, right, left, yo' left,
yo' left, yo' left, right, left, yo' left, yo' left, yo' left, right, left...
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Chorus That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm Back) I'm Back (I'm Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I'm Back I murder a rhyme one word ...
Chorus
That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I'm Back
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help
What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I'm waitin for hell like hell sh*t I'm anxious as hell
Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve
Thirteen I was puttin shells in a gauge on a shelf
I used to, get punked and bullied on my block
'til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox
{"Mom! MOM!"} I used to give a - fu*k, now I could give a fu*k less
What do I think of suc-cess? It sucks, too much press I'm stressed
Too much stares two breasts, too upset
It's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (no) was raised right
Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say is right
You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"
Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I-
-T-E, cuz MTV was so friendly to me
Can't wait 'til Kim sees me
Now is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
Read my lips bi*ch, what, my mouth isn't workin?
You hear this finger? Oh it's upside down
Here, let me turn this motherfu*ker up right now
Chorus
I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it
just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music
And if he feeds into this sh*t he's an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
My name is Slim Shady
I been crazy way before radio didn't play me
The sensational
With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
It's Ken Kaniff on the, internet
Tryin to, lure your kids with him, into bed
It's a, sick world we live in these days
"Slim for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!"
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
"Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"
Mind with no sense in it, fried to get so frenetic
whose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smokin 'em
with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
all high and indo scented
And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me
Chorus
I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause (I'mmmm) Shady, they call me as crazy
as the world was over this whole Y2K thing
And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
Cause all these fans screamin is makin my ears ring (AHHHH!!!)
So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fu*k if this chick was my own mother
I still fu*k her with no rubber and c*m inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
Chorus
Guess who's b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess who's back (Hi mom!) Guess who's back
Gue guess who's back
D-12 Guess who's back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back
Dr. Dre Guess who's back
Back back back
Slim Shady, 2001
I'm blew out from this blunt fu*k
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You know I just dont get it Last year I was nobody This year Im sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I ...
You know I just dont get it
Last year I was nobody
This year Im sellin records
Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin
Heh, the fu*k you want from me, ten million dollars?
Get the fu*k out of here
Chorus
You see im, just marshall mathers
Im just a regular guy,
I dont know why all the fuss about me
Nobody ever gave a fu*k before,
All they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth
And try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog
With its head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
Hollerin at him cause the son of a bi*ch wont quit barkin or leanin out a window, with a c*cked shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot pac in
Lookin for bigs killers, dressed in ridiculous
Blue and red like I dont see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than chris wallace
Pissed off, cause biggie and pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off em
And get dollars that shoulda been theres like they switched wallets
And amidst all this crist poppin and wristwatches
I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous
And walk around with an empty bottle of remi martin
Startin sh*t like some 26-year-old skinny cartman
Im anti-backstreet and ricky martin
With instincts to kill nsync, dont get me started
These fu*kin brats cant sing and britneys garbage
Whats this bi*ch retarded? gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling
Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol fashioned
Passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
New kids on the block, sucked a lot of di*k
Boy/girl groups make me sick
And I cant wait til I catch all you faggots in public
Ima love it..
Vanilla ice dont like me
Said some sh*t in vibe to spite me
Then went and dyed his hair just like me
A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin, I dont care, just bite me
I think I was put here to annoy the world
And destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray faygo root beer
And call themselves clowns cause they look queer
Faggot2dope and silent gay
Claimin detroit, when yall live twenty miles away
And I dont wrestle, Ill knock you fu*kin faggots the fu*k out
Ask em about the club they was at when they snuck out
After they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out
(ahhh!) ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow!
Look at yall runnin your mouth again
When you aint seen a fu*kin mile road, south of 10
And I dont need help, from d-12, to beat up two females
In make-up, who may try to scratch me with lee nails
Slim anus, you damn right, slim anus
I dont get fu*ked in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus
Cause im, just marshall mathers
Im not a wrestler guy,
Ill knock you out if you talk about me
Come and see me on the streets alone
If you assh*les doubt me
And if you wanna run your mouth
Then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me that yall expect so much of me?
You little groupie bi*ch, get off me, go fu*k puffy
Now because of this blonde mop thats on top
And this fu*ked up head that Ive got, Ive gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
Oh, he just did some sh*t with missy,
So now he thinks hes too big to do some sh*t with mc get-bizzy
My fu*kin bi*ch moms suin for ten million
She must want a dollar for every pill Ive been stealin
sh*t, where the fu*k you think I picked up the habit?
All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress
Which is it bi*ch, mrs. briggs or ms. mathers?
It doesnt matter you faggot!
Talkin about I fabricated my past
Hes just aggravated I wont ejaculate in his ass (uhh!)
So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do?
For every million I make, another relative sues
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (hey its me!)
A half-brother and sister who never seen me
Or even bothered to call me until they saw me on tv
Now everybodys so happy and proud
Im finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriends house
Hey-hey! and then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand
To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp
Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast
And what do I see? a picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfu*kers some help:
Uhh, here - double xl, double xl
Now your magazine shouldnt have so much trouble to sell
Ahh fu*k it, Ill even buy a couple myself
Chorus
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Aww, look at daddy's baby girl. It's daddy's baby, little sleepy head. Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and ...
Aww, look at daddy's baby girl. It's daddy's baby, little sleepy head.
Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two.
Hailie you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you.
SIT DOWN BITCH, YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!
Don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see what I'm 'bout to do.
Quit crying bi*ch, why you always make me shout at you?
How could you, just leave me and love him out the blue.
Aww, what's the matter Kim, am i too loud for you?
Too bad bi*ch, you're gonna finally hear me out this time.
At first I'm like, aight, you wanna throw me out that's fine.
But not for him to take my place, are you outcha mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim, look at your husband now, I SAID LOOK AT HIM, he ain't so hot now is he?
little punk.
Why are you doing this?
SHUT THE FUCK UP
You're drunk, you're never gonna get away with this
You think I give a fu*k? Come on, were going for a ride bi*ch.
Kim: NO!
Sit up front
We can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?
We'll be right back, well I will, you'll be in the trunk.
Chorus
So long, bi*ch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on,
living in this world without you.
So long, bi*ch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on,
living in this world without you.
You really fu*ked me Kim, you really did a number on me.
Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to haunt me.
But we was kids then Kim, i was only 18
That was years ago, i thought we wiped the slate clean.
That's fu*ked up!
Kim: I love you.
Eminem: Oh god, my brain is racin'.
Kim: I love you.
Eminem: What are you doing, change the station, i hate this song.
Does this look like a big joke?
There's a four year old little boy laying dead with a slit throat in your
living room.
HA HA, what? You think I'm kidding you? You loved him didn't you?
Kim: NO!
Eminem: Bullsh*t you bi*ch, don't fu*king lie to me.
What the fu*k's this guys problem on the side of me?
fu*k you assh*le, yeah, bite me.
Kim,
KIM! Why don't you like me?
You think i'm ugly don't you?
Kim: It's not
Eminem: No, you think i'm ugly
Kim: Baby
Eminem: Get the fu*k away from me.
Don't touch me.
I hate you, i hate you, i swear to god i hate you.
Oh my god, i love you.
How the fu*k could you do this to me?
Kim: I'm sorry.
Eminem: How the fu*k could you do this to me?
Chorus
Eminem: Come on, get out
Kim: I can't, i'm scared.
Eminem: I said get out bi*ch.
Kim: Let go of my hair! Please don't do this baby.
Please, i love you.
Look, we can just take Hailie and leave.
Eminem: FUCK you, you did this to us, you did it, it's your fault.
Oh my god, i'm crackin' up, get a grip MARSHALL.
Hey, remember that time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like, so drunk you threw up all over Archie?
That was funny wasn't it?
Kim: Yes
Eminem: THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT?
Kim: YES!
Eminem: See it all makes sense doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight,
one of you trys to grab a knife and during the struggle he accidentally get his adams apple sliced.
And while this is going on his son has woke up and he walks in, she panics and he gets his throat cut.
So now they're both dead and you slashed your own throat so now its double homicide,
and suicide, with no note.
I should've known better.
When you started to act weird, we could of, HEY, where you going, get back
here! You can't run from me Kim, it's just us, nobody else.
You're only making this harder on yourself.
HAHA, gotcha! Go ahead, yell
Here I'll scream with you,
AHH SOMEBODY HELP.
Don't you get it bi*ch?
No one can hear you, now shut the FUCK up and get what's coming to you.
You were supposed to love me.
Now bleed bi*ch, bleed!
BLEED BITCH BLEED!
BLEED!
Chorus
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Eminem "Rabbit Run" Lyrics: Some days I just wanna up and call it quits, I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks ...
Eminem "Rabbit Run"
Lyrics:
Some days I just wanna up and call it quits,
I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks,
Everytime I go to get up I just fall in piss,
My life's like one great big ball of sh*t,
If I could just put it all in all I spit,
Instead I always try to swallow it,
Instead of staring at this wall and sh*t,
While I sit writers block sick of all this sh*t,
Cant call it sh*t, all I know is I'm about to hit the wall,
If I have to see another one of mom's alchaholic fits,
This is it, last straw, thats all, thats it,
I ain't dealing with another fu*king politic,
I'm like a stewin bubble in him, till it filters up,
I'm about to kill it, I can feel it building up,
Blow this building up, I've been sealed enough,
My cup run it over I've been filled up,
But then explosion bust and spills my guts,
You think all I do is stand here and feel my nuts,
But I'm a show you what, you gonna feel my rush,
You don't feel it then it must be too real to touch,
Feel to touch, I'm about to tear sh*t up,
Goosebumps, yeah I'm make your hair sit up,
Yeah sit up, I'm a tell you who I be,
I'm make you hate me cause you ain't me,
You aint, it ain't to late to finally see,
What you close minded fu*ks were too blind to see,
Whoever find me, is gonna get a finders fee,
Out this world and ain't no one out there mind as me,
You need peace of mind, well here's a piece of mine,
All I need's a line but sometimes,
I don't always find the words to rhyme,
To express how I'm really feeling at that time,
Yeah sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, just sometimes,
Its always me, how dark can these hallways be,
The clock stikes midnight, 1, 2, then half past 3,
This half ass rhyme with this half ass piece of paper, (tear)
I'm desperate at my desk if I could just get the rest,
Of this sh*t off my chest, again, stuck in this slum,
Cant think of nothing, fu*k I'm stumped,
But wait here comes something,
Nope, it's not good enough, scribbel it out, new pad,
Krinkel it up and throw that sh*t out,
I'm fisseling now thought I had figured it out,
Ball's in my court but I'm scared to dribbel it out,
But I'm afraid, why am I afaid, why am I a slave to this trade,
Sign that I'll spit to the grave, real enough to rawl you up,
What me to flip it I can rip it any style you want,
I'm a switch, yeah a bi*ch, jimmy smith ain't a quitter,
I'm a sit here till I get enough,
For me to finally hit a fu*king boiling point,
Put some oil in your joints,
Flip the coin bi*ch come get destroyed,
An mc's worst dream I make them tense since they hate me,
See me and shake like a shangeling fence,
By the looks of them you would swear yours was comming,
By the scream of them you would swear I'm sawing something,
By the way they running you would swear the law was coming,
Its now or never tonight is all or nothing,
Momma, jimmy keep leaving on us, he said he'd be back,
He pinky promised, I don't think he's honest,
I be back baby I just got to beat this clock,
fu*k this clock, I'm make them eat this watch,
Dont believe me watch, I'm a win this race,
And I'm a come back and rub my sh*t in your face,
bi*ch I found my neck, you gonna hear my voice,
Till you sick of it you ain't gonna have a choice,
If I gotta scream till I have half a lung,
If I have half a chance I grab it, rabbit run...
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MMMHHH pretty good song!
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yeah whattup detroit? nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didnt! Ahhh! they didnt do it again, What-what, what-what? Did you sh*t on ...
yeah whattup detroit?
nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didnt!
Ahhh! they didnt do it again,
What-what, what-what?
Did you sh*t on these niggaz two times dr. dre?
oh fo sho!
uh-uh, naw, ya smell that?
This is special right here
What-what, what-what-what?
Yeah, its a toast to the boogie baby
Uhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie
Yeah, yknow! whats crackin dre?
Just let me lay back and kick some mo simplistic pimp sh*t
On slims sh*t and start riots like limp bizkit (limp bizkit)
Throw on guilty conscience at concerts
And watch mosh pits til motherfu*kers knock each other unconcious
(watch out now!) some of these crowds that slim draws
Is rowdy as crenshaw boulevard when its packed and fulla cars
Some of these crowds me and snoop draw +is+ niggaz from crenshaw
From long beach to south central
whoa, not these niggaz again
These grown-ass ignorant men with hair-triggers again
(hehe) you and what army could harm me?
D-r-e and shady, with doggy from long beach
(east-syde!) came a long way, to makin these songs play
Itll be a wrong move, to stare at me the wrong way
I got a long uz, and I carry it all day
(blaow!) sometimes its like a nightmare, just bein andre,
But i..
Somehow, someway - tell em, nigga
You know about dogg-ay
Now let me cut these niggaz up and show em where da fu*k Im comin from
I get the party crackin from the sh*t that I be spittin son
Hit-and-run, get it done, get the funds, split and run
Got about fifty gungs, and I love all of em the same - bang bang!
Damn baby girl whats your name?
I forgot - whatd you say it was? damn a nigga buzzed
Hangin in the club, with my nephew eminem
(whassup slim? ) whattup cuz? (whattup snoop? )
The great white american hope, done hooked up
With the king of the motherfu*kin west coast, bay-bayy!
Chorus
And you dont really wanna fu*k, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
fu*k around and make me bust, this heat
thats, the devil, they always wanna dance
Im the head nigga in charge, Im watchin you move
Youre found dead in your garage, with ten oclock news coverage
Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with god
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust
Its like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in the bodybag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? they just not rugged enough
When things get rough Im in the club shootin with puff
bi*ch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees - cmon
Chorus 2x
Awww naww, big slim dogg
Eighty pound balls, di*k six inch long
Back up, in the, heezy bay-bay
Hes sha-day!
hes so cra-zay!
Hahaha! gimme the mic, let me recite, til timothy white
Pickets outside the interscope offices every night
What if hes right? Im just a criminal, makin a living
Off of the worlds misery - what in the world gives me the right
To say what I like, and walk around flippin the bird
Livin the urban life, like a white kid from the burbs
Dreamin at night of screamin at mom, schemin to leave
Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me
I just want you all to notice me and people to see
That somewhere deep down, theres a decent human being in me
It just cant be found, so the reason youve been seeing this me
Is cause this is me now, the recent dude whos being this mean
So when you see me, dressin up like a nerd on tv
Or heard the cd usin the fag word so freely
Its just me being me, here want me to tone it down? suck my fu*kin di*k, you faggot
You happy now? look here
I start some trouble everywhere that I go (that I go)
Ask the bouncers in the club cause they know (cause they know)
I start some sh*t they throw me out the back do (the back do)
Come back and shoot the club up with a fo-fo (a fo-fo)
Chorus 2x
2001 and forever
Slim shady, dr. dre, snoop dogg, x to the z, nate dogg
Cmon, yeah!!
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I never knew i.. I never knew i.. Mic check one-two I never knew i.. Who woulda knew? I never knew i.. Whoda known? I ...
I never knew i..
I never knew i..
Mic check one-two
I never knew i..
Who woulda knew?
I never knew i..
Whoda known?
I never knew i..
fu*k what a story
I never knew i..
Motherfu*ker comes out
I never knew i..
And sells a couple of million records
I never knew i..
And these motherfu*kers hit the ceiling
I never knew i..
I dont do black music, I dont do white music
I make fight music, for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (ahhh!!)
sh*t, you probably think Im in your tape deck now
Im in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fu*k way down, waitin to straight jump out
Put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face, what now?
Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fu*kin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
Look - Ill burn your fu*kin house down, circle around
And hit the hydrant, so you cant put your burning furniture out
(oh my god! oh my god!) Im sorry, there must be a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the president gets his di*k sucked?
{*ewwww*} fu*k that, take drugs, r*pe sl*ts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kids amusement
(the kids!) but dont blame me when lil eric jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you aint parents
Chorus
Cause I never knew i, knew I would get this big
I never knew i, knew Id effect this kid
I never knew id, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew id, get him to hit this bi*ch
I never knew i, knew I would get this big
I never knew i, knew Id effect this kid
I never knew id, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew id, get him to hit this bi*ch
So whos bringin the guns in this country? (hmm? )
I couldnt sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in london
And last week, I seen a schwarzaneggar movie
Where hes shootin all sorts of these motherfu*kers with a uzi
I sees three little kids, up in the front row,
Screamin go, with their 17-year-old uncle
Im like, guidance - aint they got the same moms and dads
Who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?
And told me that my tape taught em to swear
What about the make-up you allow your 12-year-old daughter to wear?
(hmm? ) so tell me that your son doesnt know any cuss words
When his bus drivers screamin at him, fu*kin him up worse
(go sit the fu*k down, you little fu*kin prick!)
And fu*k was the first word I ever learned
Up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (look!)
So read up, about how I used to get beat up
Peed on, be on free lunch, and change school every 3 months
My lifes like kinda what my wifes like (what? )
fu*ked up after I beat her fu*kin ass every night, ike
So how much easier would life be
If 19 million motherfu*kers grew to be just like me?
Chorus
I never knew i.. knew id..
Have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I dont got that bad of a mouth, do i?
fu*k sh*t ass bi*ch cun*t, shooby-de-doo-wop (what? )
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-christopher reeves
Sonny bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (hey!)
How many retardsll listen to me
And run up in the school shootin when theyre pissed at a
Teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them?
Wasnt me, slim shady said to do it again!
Damn! how much damage can you do with a pen?
Man Im just as fu*ked up as you woulda been
If you woulda been, in my shoes, who woulda thought
Slim shady would be somethin that you woulda bought
That woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it - I aint know if youd do it or not
Chorus
How the fu*k was I supposed to know?
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Chorus My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't ...
Chorus
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
Chorus
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fu*k it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bi*ch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground sh*t that you did with Scam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the sh*t you did with Ruckus too, that sh*t was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
Chorus
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty sh*tty man - you're like his fu*kin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a sh*tty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got sh*t else so that sh*t helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too
Chorus
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
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