Terms of Service for www.SweetCrazyBoy.com

Welcome to SweetCrazyBoy.com!. SweetCrazyBoy provides its service to you, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"), which may be updated by us from time to time without notice to you. You can review the most current version of the TOS at any time at: http://www.SweetCrazyBoy.com/terms.htm

2. DESCRIPTION OF SERVICE

SweetCrazyBoy.com! currently provides users with access to a rich collection of on-line jokes, including, various downloads, online forums, through its network of sites (the "Service"). Unless explicitly stated otherwise, any new features that augment or enhance the current Service, including the release of new SweetCrazyBoy Services, shall be subject to the TOS. You understand and agree that the Service is provided "AS-IS" and that SweetCrazyBoy.com assumes no responsibility for the timeliness, deletion, miss-delivery or failure of service.

In order to use the Service, you must obtain access to the World Wide Web, either directly or through devices that access web-based content, and pay any service fees associated with such access. In addition, you must provide all equipment necessary to make such connection to the World Wide Web, including a computer and modem or other access device. Please be aware that SweetCrazyBoy.com has created certain areas on the site that contain  mature content. You must be at least 18 years of age to access and view such areas.

3. SweetCrazyBoy.com PRIVACY POLICY

Registration Data and certain other information about you is subject to our Privacy Policy. For more information, please see our full privacy policy at http://www.SweetCrazyBoy.com/privacy.asp

4. MEMBER CONDUCT 

SweetCrazyBoy.com does not control the Content posted via the Service and, as such, does not guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of such Content. You understand that by using this Service, you may be exposed to Content that is offensive, indecent or objectionable. Under no circumstances will SweetCrazyBoy.com be liable in any way for any Content, including, but not limited to, for any errors or omissions in any Content, or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Content posted, emailed or otherwise transmitted via the Service.

You agree to not use the Service to:

a.	upload, post, or otherwise transmit any Content that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortuous, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable;
b.	harm minors in any way
c.	forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any Content transmitted through the Service;
d.	upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any Content that you do not have a right to transmit.
e.	upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any Content that infringes any trademark, trade secret, copyright or other proprietary rights ("Rights") of any party.
f.	upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, "junk mail," "spam," "chain letters," "pyramid schemes," or any other form of solicitation.
g.	upload, post, email or otherwise transmit any material that contains software viruses or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware, "stalk" or otherwise harass another You acknowledge that SweetCrazyBoy and its designees shall have the right (but not the obligation) in their sole discretion to refuse or move any Content that is available via the Service. Without limiting the foregoing, SweetCrazyBoy and its designees shall have the right to remove any Content that violates the TOS or is otherwise objectionable. 5. PUBLIC CONTENT POSTED TO SweetCrazyBoy.com!  For purposes of the TOS, "publicly accessible areas of the Service" are those accessible by the general public. By way of example, a publicly accessible area of the Service would include Message Boards, Chat. SweetCrazyBoy.com does not take any responsibility for the content posted on these public accessible areas. 6. INDEMNITY You agree to indemnify and hold SweetCrazyBoy.com, and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, co-branders or other partners, and employees, harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to failure of this service, your use of the Service, your connection to the Service. 7. NO RESALE OF SERVICE You agree not to reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or exploit for any commercial purposes, any portion of the Service, use of the Service, or access to the Service. 8. GENERAL PRACTICES REGARDING USE AND STORAGE You acknowledge that SweetCrazyBoy.com may establish general practices and limits concerning use of the Service, including without limitation the maximum number of days that postcard messages, message board postings or other uploaded Content will be retained by the Service, You acknowledge that SweetCrazyBoy.com reserves the right to remove unread postcard or read postcards that are inactive for an extended period of time. You further acknowledge that SweetCrazyBoy.com reserves the right to change these general practices and limits at any time, in its sole discretion, with or without notice. 9. MODIFICATIONS TO SERVICE SweetCrazyBoy.com reserves the right at any time and from time to time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, the Service (or any part thereof) with or without notice. You agree that SweetCrazyBoy.com shall not be liable to you or to any third party for any modification, suspension or discontinuance of the Service. 10. LINKS The Service may provide, or third parties may provide, links to other World Wide Web sites or resources. Because SweetCrazyBoy.com has no control over such sites and resources, you acknowledge and agree that SweetCrazyBoy.com is not responsible for the availability of such external sites or resources, and does not endorse and is not responsible or liable for any Content, advertising, products, or other materials on or available from such sites or resources. You further acknowledge and agree that SweetCrazyBoy.com shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such Content, goods or services available on or through any such site or resource. 11. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT: a. YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THE SERVICE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. SweetCrazyBoy.com EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. b. SweetCrazyBoy.com MAKES NO WARRANTY THAT (i) THE SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS, (ii) THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE, (iii) THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THE SERVICE WILL BE ACCURATE OR RELIABLE, (iv) THE QUALITY OF ANY SERVICES, INFORMATION, OR OTHER MATERIAL WILL MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS, AND (V) ANY ERRORS IN THE SOFTWARE WILL BE CORRECTED. c. ANY MATERIAL DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THE SERVICE IS DONE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK AND THAT YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF ANY SUCH MATERIAL. d. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM SweetCrazyBoy.com OR THROUGH OR FROM THE SERVICE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY STATED IN THE TOS. 12. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY YOU EXPRESSLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT SweetCrazyBoy.com SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE, DATA OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES  RESULTING FROM: (i) THE USE OR THE INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE  (ii) STATEMENTS OR CONDUCT OF ANY THIRD PARTY ON THE SERVICE; OR (iii) ANY OTHER MATTER RELATING TO THE SERVICE.

www.SweetCrazyBoy.com

This is the only serious stuff you'll find on our site - We swear :) If you want to surf our site http://www.SweetCrazyBoy.com (hereinafter referred to as this site), the presumption is you have read, understood and agreed to everything that is written and implied in this agreement. This is the condition that can not be compromised upon for using any information on this site. If you have questions about this Agreement, please mail SweetCrazyBoy.com InfoTech at help@sweetcrazyboy.com  No harm is meant to any political, ethnic or religious group including individual persons of any religion, community, nationality, profession, sex, age or background. The site is meant for fun and should be taken in such a spirit. This site is intended to be viewed by a mature audience only. The following (stated in 3 parts) are the terms and conditions, subject to which you are entitled to this surfing through any part of this site or use any of our services : Part 1 Copyright and Disclaimer © 2003 - 2004 SweetCrazyBoy.com The jokes, humor and the contents of this site, as a collection, is copyrighted by SweetCrazyBoy.com. All submitted material remains copyrighted by the respective authors. All rights reserved. If brought to our notice that any material is a violation of copyright law then it will be immediately removed. Any person is hereby authorized to view, copy, print, and distribute this Web site subject to the following conditions: The site may be used for informational or entertainment purposes only, and must have the express written consent of SweetCrazyBoy.com. Any copy of this document or portion thereof must include the copyright notice. A selection is sent from the SweetCrazyBoy.com site to another person by using our service. Further reproduction is prohibited. Contributions Policy Contributions to SweetCrazyBoy.com should comply with all applicable laws. If users submit illegal or copyrighted material to SweetCrazyBoy.com, such content will be removed once we have been made aware of it's presence. SweetCrazyBoy.com reserves the right to remove submitted material that violates applicable laws. We also reserve the right to edit or not use any submitted material. The content, information and opinions expressed are those of the respective authors and do not reflect our views. SweetCrazyBoy.com does not assume responsibility or liability for materials submitted by third parties. By contributing to SweetCrazyBoy.com, you represent that you have all the necessary rights to use the submitted materials or information that you make available for display on SweetCrazyBoy.com. Also, you automatically grant SweetCrazyBoy.com or acknowledge that the owner of these items grants us the royalty-free, irrevocable right to copy and re-use the items in any form, media, or technology now known or hereafter developed, in any manner that we see fit. All submissions are logged with tracking information. Trademarks All other product names and company logos mentioned herein are the trademarks of their respective owners. Any copyrighted material if found existing on SweetCrazyBoy.com will be immediately removed when SweetCrazyBoy.com is made expressly aware of its copyright proof and origins.. Part 2 Liabilities THIS PUBLICATION IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. REFERENCES TO CORPORATIONS, THEIR SERVICES AND PRODUCTS, ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED. IN NO EVENT SHALL SweetCrazyBoy.com BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, INDIRECT OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND, OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER OR NOT ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DAMAGE, AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS INFORMATION. Restricted Rights Descriptions of, or references to, products or publications within the SweetCrazyBoy.com Server does not imply endorsement of that product or publication. SweetCrazyBoy.com makes no warranty of any kind with respect to the subject matter included herein, the products listed herein, or the completeness or accuracy of this catalog. SweetCrazyBoy.com specifically disclaims all warranties, express, implied or otherwise, including without limitation, all warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. Jurisdiction and Choice-Of-Law This Web Site is operated by SweetCrazyBoy  from its offices located in Amritsar city, India. SweetCrazyBoy makes no representations that the materials in this site are appropriate or available for use in other locations. Those who choose to access this Web Site from other locations do so at their own risk and are responsible for compliance with any and all local laws, if and to the extent local laws are applicable. This agreement, and any dispute which arises from and out of this Web Site, shall be construed with the laws of the city of Amritsar, India. Any legal action regarding this agreement or this Web Site shall be brought in State courts located within the city of Amritsar, India and by using this site you consent to personal jurisdiction within these courts. Part 3 Please Note: THIS PUBLICATION COULD INCLUDE TECHNICAL INACCURACIES OR TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. CHANGES ARE PERIODICALLY ADDED TO THE INFORMATION HEREIN; THESE CHANGES WILL BE INCORPORATED IN NEW EDITIONS OF THE PUBLICATION. SweetCrazyBoy.com MAY MAKE IMPROVEMENTS AND/OR CHANGES IN THE PRODUCT'S) AND/OR THE SweetCrazyBoy.com DESCRIBED IN THIS PUBLICATION AT ANY TIME. If you are a minor or are offended by jokes or pictures please leave this site immediately. All characters, names or things represented in this site are fictional in nature any resemblance to anything living or dead is purely coincidental. If you do not agree to any of the terms mentioned in this agreement, you should exit the site through your browser. Please choose: I agree or I disagree